10 Things That SUCK About Being Short

Posted by GH at 19:13

5'2 is the new 6'1. Sigh... a shorty can dream. In fact, it's one of the only things we can do. Here are 10 grievances of short people.

10. Hugging is nearly impossible.

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And don't even get me started on the other bases.

9. WHAT ARE THESE? PANTS FOR LEBRON?

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No, but really. Can you hem 5' off these pants, please?

8. Pool Games Can Be A Life or Death Situation.

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This pool is 5'. I'VE BEEN TREADING WATER FOR AN HOUR. Also, people are always wanting to throw you around. It's just water! It won't hurt! Don't they know there's a brain in there??

7. People routinely think THIS is okay.

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I REPEAT…Don't you know there's a brain in there????

6. You know you will never be able to throw your hands up at Beyonce.

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Question, tell me what you think about me? I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings. But they are on the top shelf. Can you please help me get them down?

5. BOOGERS. OTHER PEOPLE'S BOOGERS.

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When you are living in a constant state of looking up, you've seen some things. Oh, the things that I've seen. Shudders.

4. Your Feet Never Touch The Ground.

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And not in the whimsical metaphorical way. In a very real way.

3. Concerts Be Damned.

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There will ALWAYS be someone taller in front of you making the concert a 2 hour contemplation on bane or lice. Whatever, we're better off skipping concerts. From what I hear, it's just a whole lot of "Independent Women" covers.